Don't Tell Me
(Inspired by people who romanticise staying in a rut)
I don’t want to know about your vision board,
Your morning practice, or your time with the Lord,
I don’t want to hear about nature,
Grounding rocks, or healing creatures,
No mindfulness please,
Life isn’t a magical breeze,
Don’t give me that look hippy,
You wanna a piece of this?
Oh who’s getting lippy?
Keep your peppermint, nettle and sage,
I use elbow grease for my wage,
Laptop lifestyle! What a joke!
Why don’t you try being a real bloke?
I don’t care about your Oms and pranayama,
Or the so-called wisdom of the Dalai Lama,
Don’t tell me about your new blender,
My head’s throbbing from last nights bender,
Give it a rest with your strong will,
I just need a shag and an ecstasy pill.