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Where’s the harness?

We’ve left the harness in the other van.
It’s in the back under can.

We’ve come too far and running late.
We can’t go back now mate.

If you phone him now he’ll say come back.
And we all risk being given the sack.

You can do it, you know you can.
Get up there, oh go on man.

It’ll be fine, just don’t look down.
You won’t end up in a hospital gown.

Just hold on tight.
You’ll be alright.

Look what you’ve done, broken your back.
Now for sure, we’ll all get the sack.



Where’s the harness?
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