Got up at half past six Swigged cup of tea and pushed down piece to toast with butter and marmalade Ran down road for bus, just made it Sat on bus soaking wet, it was raining, and I forgot my overcoat Jumped off bus outside tube station Ran in, slap . . .
I am an honest woman sometimes. I tell my children and my friends I LOVE presents. you may always send me presents. Even if they are teeny. Once, I got a bobby pin from a friend I rarely see. Another time, 3 jelly beans in a tiny plastic bag.
Please come back to the office! We have put in all sorts of measures, lots of sanitiser stands, thermometers, hourly cleaning of touch points, careful use of the lift, a one way system for walking round the office, restricted the use of the meeting . . .